Well, now I can focus on one home a week. I wanted to crochet something that they could have and keep and know that their pastor's wife was thinking of them ... while she was making it ... BINGO! I'll crochet something.
Here was my first attempt at the whole crochet-with-thread thing. Why does this keep happening to me? It's supposed to be a bookmark with a pineapple at the top (such a classic sign of hospitality - good idea, huh?). However, this doesn't look like a pineapple ... does it? Not even a bookmark. Nope. We all know what this looks like!

"Frank, the darndest thing happened today. That new preacher's wife came by and gave me a crocheted sperm ... told me I could put it in my Bible. Just what exactly is going on up at the church these days?"
13 comments:
ROTFL!!!
Christine! This is hilarious!
I can't stop laughing. I think it's the quotation from the lady to her husband that still has me laughing.
You are a ...beyond words.
Thanks for the biggest giggle I've had all week.
I miss you Christine Moers!!
I hope everything is going well!
I like the pictures of the pumpkins.
Love , Jorden
Hmm, what would Freud say about all these sperm that you keep creating?
lol. this was great. you are my kind of pastor's wife...
HAhahahahahahaha! I must try crocheting some sperm bookmarks myself. Of course, if I were trying for sperm, they'd probably turn out looking just like palm trees or something.
VERY funny!! You ought to see what you can get for it on ebay.
Hehehehehe!
I love it! It looks like a pie server thingy.
*breaks into song*
Every sperm is sacred. . .
Bahahaha!
I'm mainly in shock that you have time to crochet sperm and present them to shut-ins when you've only just moved to an entirely different state and home. Are you a whirling dirbish of energy or just that servant oriented. Amazing. :) Maybe you should attach a church slogan like 'Impregnating the community with God's Word' or something along those lines.
Someone from Blackwell.
Grew up at 1119 West College, and my Grandparents lived in the Heights and attend Heights Baptist Mission Chruch.
oh my goodness! I am literally laughin out loud!! this would so happen to me :o)
I'm stumbling through your old posts, laughing my patooty off!
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