I'm a magnet for questions. We have three black kids. We have FIVE kids. We homeschool. Apparently, I have a tattoo on my forehead that says, "Please, openly question my judgment."
And I attend church with a great population of senior adults. So, there you have it.
Last night I got, "I would want to know how much schooling you have completed to be able to homeschool." I like that one. See how they try to make it sound almost like they're asking for someone else ... like the public at large?
I was feeling saucy. I replied, "You could have a third grade education and homeschool your kids to college." And I just stopped. Didn't say anything else.
And my kids walked up and started asking questions, and sweet question-asking person eventually just walked off ... literally befuddled ("Did she really just say that?" "Are my kids right, and I really should get hearing aids?" ).