Tuesday, December 09, 2008

I am SUCH a good person

The phone rings. It is a call from a local hotel.

"Hello?"

"Hello?"

"Um ... hello?"

"Is this the internet?"

Ohhhhhh ... the opportunities!!! But I AM a good person. I said, "I'm sorry, you must have the wrong number," and hung up.

But let's all stop for a minute and think of the fun I could've had, shall we?

Because, dear friends, I did not invent the internet.

Oh, no.

I AM the internet!




(photo by Rodolfo Clix)


10 comments:

Shan said...

Hardy har! That's why I like you so much. You are actually where most of my free time goes! Oh, I owe you bigtime. :)

Brenda said...

Well, you are a good person. Maybe a little ornery too ; )

Lawree said...

That's funny. People keep calling my house asking if I'm "Big Lots". Should I be offended?

Amanda said...

Is this the internet?

hahahahaha...

that might be my new favorite question!

Megan@SortaCrunchy said...

that is insanely hilarious!

CC said...

Dude, that would have been AWESOME!

Summer said...

You're so nicer than me, I would have answered "Yes".

Heather of the EO said...

I'm going to have to fight the urge to call friends, change my voice and ask "is this the internet?" It's tempting.

Luke said...

! [laughing]

~Luke

Cammie said...

You are a good person! I would have strung that person long for a good 5 minutes or so!