Thursday, June 11, 2009

Thursday Ka-POW

* Was privileged to be a guest blogger for the Livesay's this week ... while they were off boinking or whatever it is missionaries do when they have four days away from their children (*insert every and all Missionary Position jokes here*). Of course, I chose a very passive and non-threatening topic for discussion. *cough*

* Some of you know I inhaled a bug a few days ago. Yup. Was exerting myself outside. Took in a deep breath. Like slow motion, saw a small black bug fly in and felt it enter my breathing passages. I proceeded to hack up a lung for approximately 36 hours. I think at least most of its anatomy may be dislodged at this point. Allow me to just say, "Ewwww."

* I have been on a de-crappifying de-cluttering kick. I honestly believe my children fart junk out of their butts all night long. Seriously. Where the hey-friggin-diddle did all this stuff come from? Sorry to all grammar whores. Let me try again ... from where the hey-friggin-diddle did all this stuff come?

* There is a good possibility I will have some mornings free next week. I plan to see my parents with three of my children in tow, but they (the kids, not my parents) will spend their mornings at VBS at our former church. I know it's coming, but I still feel like it may all just be a dream. Free time ... for many, many days ... in a row ...

* If you live in the Dallas area and you just thought, "You better come see me if you're in Dallas, you turd!" ... well, you got it half right. Get your butt to ME. I will have spent five hours alone with more than half my children in a car, and it will take all week of these morning breaks to recover. Come to me, and bring something yummy. (Leslie, you are the only exception, because your parenting whoa's trump mine right now ... although I know you well enough to just hang out at Target all week and I'll eventually see you)

* I have decided to set a goal for spider veins on my legs. This way, every time a new one appears I am really excited and happy because I'm one step closer to my goal.

Happy Thursday.

7 comments:

Brenda said...

Hurray for free time. I wondered where all this junk was coming from! I had no idea. Wish I was in Dallas.

Hannah_Rae said...

You...are...weird!!!

Blessings!

Hannah

T & T Livesay said...

yeah.... we stopped long enough to check in on you ... lovely post yesterday - now back to the action.

you make me laugh.

Christine said...

T, if I know you at all, I'm guessing you didn't even stop ... just typed with one hand.

Nikki said...

Good and hearty laughter.

Jessica Morris said...

I have had your blog open for the past two days reading bits and pieces as I find the time... my word, you had me laughing and crying through various posts!! :)

Have a beautiful day!

Recovering Noah said...

LOL. You crack me up. Too funny, my friend.

Actually, I think your kids aim their butts in my direction and fart their junk all over my house. There's no other explanation for the copious amounts of crap that we collect.

How's that for a little alliteration? ;-)

Hey, if you don't see me at Target then check out all the Panera's within a 30 mile radius. It's my newest obsession.

Leslie :-)