Monday, October 12, 2009

BREAKING NEWS

We interrupt "Christine's post on porn" to bring you this very important news story.

At 8:44 am this morning, the Moers heard a loud roar coming down the road. Upon inspection, they discovered this:




They have arrived. The people who literally "have the power."

It is now 8:59 am. One hole has been dug, waiting on the pole. One anchor for the support wires has been drilled into the ground. One very annoying 41 year old cannot stop singing "The Anchor Holds" by Ray Boltz - in falsetto. The wife of this family can tolerat the annoyance, however. BECAUSE THEY ARE GETTING ELECTRICITY!


And just because Christine should not have to suffer alone ...



13 comments:

Brenda said...

What electrifying news!!! I am shocked and yet energized to read this!

Amanda said...

michael is 41????? no wonder he chooses ray boltz. haha.

glad you are getting electricity!

Corey said...

Counter with this!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFMtBibwrgY

Shan said...

Oh dear. It keeps playing when you hit the comment button. Isn't that um....convenient- since I was hating to cut it short and all.

Yowza. I kinda know the feeling of being willing to put up with something. We are mid new roof on our house and it has been raining into the unfinished crevasses between visits from the roofers. They showed up yesterday and were pounding away while I was feverish and my head was throbbing. I was just glad they were up there no matter how piercingly falsetto it seemed in my ears. "The ceiling holds!" Bahaha :D

Yip Yip for electricity!!!

Tiffany Dawn said...

So he could be singing a WHOLE LOT WORSE!!!! I mean really!!!

Diana said...

"And God said, Let there be light..."

Praise be to the people with power! Yeah!!! No more pioneer living for you!

I agree - there are a lot worse things he could be singing, too.

Lisa said...

So glad the "powers that be" arrived!!!!

Mom 4 Kids said...

That is one spiffy mullet that Mr. Ray is sporting. Vision and dreams of permed mullets and the anchor holds, Rock on Mr. Man! Congrats on the electricity!

Hillary said...

Hooray for power! Sheesh, when you talked about roars coming down the road I was thinking twisters! Why, I have no idea.

Christine, I was telling a friend about some of your enviro ideas, and she told me the other day that she's started sewing "bum cloths" as she calls them - adult wipes? What do you call them? She's also interested in your no shampoo and home made laundry soap posts. I can't find them - could you send me the link to those posts? Do you have a label for all of them? Pretty please? hello_hillary at yahoo dot ca. Thanks!!!

Lee said...

wow - that is an excellent 'stache and mullet.
Classic.

ohchicken said...

wow. that's some vintage mister boltz. thanks for that.

did you know he came out last year? his ex wife has a fabulous blog about her experience. they're quite the amazing people.

(pee ess remind me to tell you sometime of all my years working in ccm...)

Mama Drama Times Two said...

Power to the people!!!! Whoo Hooo

Cammie said...

PTL for POWER!!!!