Is that porn behind your mirror, or are you just happy to see me?

I have started to paint over all the miles of hunter green and mauve wallpaper in our double-wide. God bless primer.

So, I'm standing on the bathroom counter, cutting in along the edges, when I noticed some old scotch tape sticking out from behind the mirror. This is the guest bath, so I assumed there had been some snapshot a kid had taped up. I pulled on the tape and the corner of a photograph pops out. I WAS SO EXCITED. I figured we'd get some really funny glimpse into the lives of the people who once owned this repo. FUN!

Yeah ... um ... well ... I would first like to thank God for keeping me from yelling, "Mar, I found a picture!" the second I started to remove it.

Second, it had not fallen behind the mirror, but was stealthily located there with two pieces of scotch tape aiding in its private retrieval.

Third ... um ... lets just say that someone who once frequented that bathroom had a thing for Asian women.

As I stood there, trying to figure out how long she had to hold that pose to get the picture taken - ouch! trying to figure out where to stash the thing before my boys got their hands on it and stole it were completely appalled, I thought of all the ... um ... DNA I was probably holding in my hand. *shudder*. Now that I've bathed in antibacterial gel, I'll spend tomorrow dousing the entire bathroom with it.