I watched the 6 yr old devour almost a whole watermelon by herself. I joked about the insane amount of pee we would be seeing later. ha. ha. So funny.
This morning, "Mom, the hallway smells like poop."
Eh. Maybe someone has gas.
Another kid, "Mom, I'm pretty sure the girl's room smells like poop."
Alright, lets go look and see if one of the cats had the runs during the night.
6 yr old is still asleep. Looks up at me groggily, with face and hands covered in poop ... and all the delightful details of said poop.
So, the ha-ha-so-funny watermelon gorging ended up in a surprise middle-of-the-night explosive poop. My heavy sleeper didn't notice.
OH, and guess how I found out our bathroom shower is painfully clogged?
I think it should be a law of nature, that when you deal with the kind of stuff you have in our home, there should no other "stuff." None! Somebody make that happen, K?
Oh, and send me something to burn the smell out of my nose. Thanks.