I watched the 6 yr old devour almost a whole watermelon by herself. I joked about the insane amount of pee we would be seeing later. ha. ha. So funny.
This morning, "Mom, the hallway smells like poop."
Eh. Maybe someone has gas.
Another kid, "Mom, I'm pretty sure the girl's room smells like poop."
Alright, lets go look and see if one of the cats had the runs during the night.
6 yr old is still asleep. Looks up at me groggily, with face and hands covered in poop ... and all the delightful details of said poop.
So, the ha-ha-so-funny watermelon gorging ended up in a surprise middle-of-the-night explosive poop. My heavy sleeper did what any God-fearing 6 yr old does during the night, and played in her pants while sleeping like a log.
OH, and guess how I found out our bathroom shower is painfully clogged?
Mmmm. Hmmmm.
I think it should be a law of nature, that when you deal with the kind of stuff you have in our home, there should no other "stuff." None! Somebody make that happen, K?
Oh, and send me something to burn the smell out of my nose. Thanks.
Friday, November 20, 2009
stupid, stupid, stupid
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Oh that is gross!!! I hope it is warm enough to open the windows!!
Is it raining down your way? Maybe the fresh rain smell will help air things.
You must be doing some things right or the devil wouldn't be working so hard on trying to destroy your life.
I pray your weekend will be better.
Your are loved.
vicks vapor rub
Blech.
So far it's just early mornings and wet beds here.
And I'd prefer not to have a similar episode as is describe above. Thank you [smile].
Hang in there, and may your drain be cleared soon!
~Luke
Sorry, Hon.
And I couldn't agree more...when you're dealing with all the other stuff, you really should catch a break on the regular stuff.
Julie
I believe this is called a "rude awakening." Ewwwww... So sorry.
Yes. All the other stuff should stop.
Ok. You win.
Usually we longingly read about your cool life in Texas and envy you. Today - not so much. Vicks Vapor Rub under your nose does wonders....
Wow. That totally sucks.
Christine, just to let you know, too much apricot juice does the same thing. :)
Now go stand by a good blazing bonfire!
Blessings!
Hannah
Dry heaving.
ick, we had that problem with one of the dogs this week and opening the windows cause it to be mighty cold here in the great white north! I guess no one will be consuming a whole watermelon again any time soon...
still dry heaving the next day.
Dawn
Oh my goodness!!! So glad to know I am not alone!!!!
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